24 Funny Felines Wrongly Exposed For Their Kitty "Crimes" and Put on Trial By Hilarious Hoomans

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    LE Unhand him!!!! Delivered He slapped mom in the face unprovoked I rescind my recent statement. JAIL HIM
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    Heebie-jeebies386 1 day ago Not a void, but definitely a crime has been committed.
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    • machuitzil 1 day ago He ate the toilet paper. He didn't just unravel the current roll and tear it apart, he attacked the whole bag and destroyed 7 more rolls. Now I keep the tp out of reach and it's kind of inconvenient.
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    Reason Training 1 day ago This gorgeous little one keeps bringing cicadas inside and letting them loose. About to ban him from the porch until they die off for the season. I was on a video call today while swatting at one that was flying around the room with him following it around. At least my coworkers enjoyed a laugh.
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    VoltairesCat 1 day ago
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    StormofRavens 1 day ago Loki agrees
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    StormofRavens · 1 day ago Today Loki: Broke into my purse and ate -3oz of temptations, bit and slapped a shoe (on a human foot), stole a potato chip, called my aunt, texted a
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    discord server, stole another bag of temptations but wasn't able to get in before I grabbed it, bit me for not letting him eat a second bag of temptations today, and puked on my nice shoes. Edit: Also got hiccups, and made me think he was sick. Immediately recovered as soon as I got through to the vet.
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    BumblebeeDirect 1 day ago • Today mine knocked over a two lamps and a trash can, pushed three books of the bookcase, and scared the turtle. Last week he tore up an entire roll of paper towels because I was away overnight (he had plenty of food and water and toys but nooooo)
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    BumblebeeDirect. 16 hr. ago JAMES CAMER JAMES
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    bullheadbec 1 day ago Lil Tyrone keeps running into. the fridge whenever people open it
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    dontgiveah00t 1 day ago This guy LOVES to walk up and down my legs and hips at 2 am to wake ME up so I can wake my husband up because he will sleep through anything! Still love this little baby man though
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    BatScribeofDoom · 23 hr. ago Lol this is so mild compared to the others here, but: I had just put fresh sheets on the bed, and came back to find him sleeping right on top of the pillow. :/ (He is allowed on the bed in general, I just don't want a butt where my face is gonna be...) Hard to be mad though, since he's a very good boy in general. I just scolded him a bit before changing the pillowcase for the second time.
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    Rhaenelys 1 day ago Littering. Literally.
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    briarwren 21 hr. ago Mine is not quite two, we've had him since he was 4 weeks old, and he only recently discovered we have a kitchen window. I guess one of the teenagers left it open a bit, which I rarely do. He now keeps getting up there wanting out again (not going to happen in our current heat wave) and knocks stuff about. I'd taken it all down, but either my husband or kids put it all back. The critter knocked something off, and it hit the mug by the sink and broke the handle. The 43+ year
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    Digital_Ally99. 17 hr. ago Verizon LTE 12:39 PM 55% LOL Today 12:30 PM Regret to inform you, we have lost 2 lettuce sprouts due to feline interference. Rest assured the culprit has received a stern reprimand and strict protective measures will be enacted with all due speed after I eat my pancakes I DEMAND JUSTICE!!!!!!! This is America we don't do that here Was growing a special type of lettuce for my sister as a gift because it's her favorite and I have a green thumb. Voidcat demanded tithe
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    Kindheartedness Basic 21 hr. ago Sneezing and snotting on my pillow. And work pants. And handbag. And mirror. Basically everything.
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    BertiePie 18 hr. ago Being a super sweet bumble bee with a stinky bum bum
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    account-info 16 hr. ago Larceny. Celeste will open any drawer and rifle through it until she finds something worth taking. She likes pens, charging cables, clothespins, bobbypins, her old collar, scraps of velcro, bouncy balls, chopsticks and my engagement ring. We believe she has a stash.
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    Anxious_Public_5409 15 hr. ago Walked past his tall cat tree and he literally snatched by bun on my head! Slapped the back of my kids head when he was walking past ee
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    hot_red_head 13 hr. ago Barfed in mom's shoes.
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    Lonely-Wasabi-305 12 hr. ago My voids are pretty well behaved babies. One of them smacked a scoop of ice cream out of my spoon but that was hilarious lol
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    meradiostalker · 11 hr. ago • 7 She sneaked up behind me and bit me.
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    • Spleensoftheconeage · 8 hr. ago Heinous fart crimes.

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